The Most Serene Republic of Holy Naculnel Starlderlit is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Holy Executive with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, triple-decker prams, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.436 billion Holy Naculnel Starlderlitians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacred White Tree City. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Holy Naculnel Starlderlitian economy, worth 236 trillion Neccas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,023 Neccas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, and posing for pictures is an integral part of military training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Naculnel Starlderlit's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sacred White Treeism.

Holy Naculnel Starlderlit is ranked 271,947^th in the world and 186^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.